My name's Trip.
Not originally, obviously, but life is too damn short to have a boring name.

I'm a student at a college
Those places sellin' knowledge
For fifty grand
Because learning
is a designer brand
Background Illustrations provided by: http://edison.rutgers.edu/
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COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
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pumpkyboo:

imagine Tangelas back in the 1600s

the world isn’t quite there yet, there’s settlers and natives wandering with inadequate footwear

and there they are, in their converse sneakers taunting everyone else

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simplyringrose:

We don’t need European fairy tales retold with dark-skinned characters

We need non-European fairy tales being told

Race-bending isn’t the answer here

Realizing that there are children who have non-European heritages and cultures who need their own stories being given representation is the answer

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nabico:

ghzzs:

nabico:

now he’s talking to me about how important exercise is

who is this guy

he’s a japanese man named tanaka who added me completely out of the blue one day and sometimes we talk together and it’s magical
he plays the guitar but only does “stand by me” by phil collins and he will do it for you over and over

nabico:

ghzzs:

nabico:

now he’s talking to me about how important exercise is

who is this guy

he’s a japanese man named tanaka who added me completely out of the blue one day and sometimes we talk together and it’s magical

he plays the guitar but only does “stand by me” by phil collins and he will do it for you over and over